Levitra

If I wanted soft-lit commercials of couples embracing while a detached voice speed talks through a list of potential side effects, I'd watch Lifetime.

Former NFL player and coach Mike Ditka used to be the spokesman for (His commercial had the creepy metaphor "get in the game," as if the idea of Ditka getting freaky wasn't its own method of birth control.) Unemployment didn't last long for Iron Mike.

Now he's the corporate shill for Scott's Tissue and their Super Bowl promotion called the "Big Game Halftime Flush." Behold this glorious quote from the press release: "During the Big Game, the pressure to win is always intense in the locker room," said Ditka.

"And, the thing is, not only does the team feel the pres...

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