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Put the bill for Big Erma’s tulips on the credit card.”Isn’t Cupid a wonderful, cherubic little fellow?

The little guy in the Depends always seems to have a heart for Valentine’s Day.Are you sure those are rubber arrows, or are you doing some detective work for the Mrs., who doesn’t trust the Mr.?

Valentine’s Day.

VD for short.

No, that isn’t an STD.

It’s more like FTD.

Yes, penicillin and a card just might work.For those of you unaccustomed with the concept of ValenÂtine’s Day, the date falls between Lincoln and Washington’s birthdays.

That may—or may not—be by design.Until recently, I thought the most significant thing that happened on Valentine’s Day happened in Chicago.

Pre-JorÂdan Bulls, post Mrs.

O’Leary’s incendiary cow.You remember.

Members of an undesirable Chicago orgaÂnized crime element met an untimely demise at the hands and machine guns of another organized crime element.Say it with flowers—or say it with Al Capone.Pundits called it the St.

Valentine’s Day Massacre.

The Mob called it “A hit with heart.”Nowadays, we call Feb.

14 the St.

Valentine’s Day Massacre Of The Wallet.Historically, the day was the brainchild of a couple of acciÂdental florists—Milo and Merle Floribunda.

They were a couÂple of out of work, down on their bouquets florists bent on inÂc...

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